Dog Days - Day 2

...............................Hmmmpppffff.

This window is stronger than I thought. And its hotter than blazes out here.

How hot is blazes? And how would I know if this is hotter than that?

Concentrate you idiot. Use more weight on the end of the crowbar. More. More.

...................................Snap.

There. Got it. I hope the haul is worth all this trouble. The last house I broke into, (was that just last week?), didn’t have shit. $50 bucks net for a whole night’s work. This one had better be better.

....................................Uggggggghhhh.

I’ve got to cut down on the ice cream. Its getter harder and harder to get in through these windows.

.......................................Crash.

Great! There goes my “get in and out without leaving a trace” plan. Don’t know if that vase was worth anything, but its not worth much now.

Sure glad these guys are out of town all weekend.

.....................................Waaaaaaaa.

Double great. What in the hell was that?

.........................It’s okay baby, Mommy is here.

Mommy? Baby? I may not be that smart, but either they have a very elaborate alarm system here, or someone didn’t go out of town for the weekend.

I think this is a great time to make my exit.

Hello? Is someone there?

Fight or flight? Fight or flight?

Well, I got a crowbar to fight with, and a 250 pound body to fly with. Guess its fight.